The Suit with Two Pairs of Pants Paradox

Written
2010

 The Suit with Two Pairs of Pants Paradox

 

My father lived 96

            clear-minded years.

Each year I live

            I step in time-footprints

            where he set foot.

Standing where he stood,

            seeing the world as he saw it,

             and hearing his voice in my head,

            I gain meaning.

I can hear my father saying:

            “ I am of the age where

             it makes no sense to buy a suit

            with two pairs of pants.”

I know that of which he spoke.

For his  paradox has many faces

            for me these days.

It is six one way and

            on the other hand.

For example, my car is getting old.

So am I

            and I may not be permitted

            to drive before a  new car

            would even  get broken in.

A new washing machine and dryer

            would give laundry day new legs.

But I am not sure where I get new legs.

As I consider the best way

             to dispose of my Jazz CDs

            I make additions.

The pool needs replastering

            to fight black algae.

But the pool with black algae

             is still a great swim.

And new plaster would mean

            no early monetary distribution

            for a while.

Bottom line is the two pairs of pants

            paradox comes down to this:

How does one leave this life?

The organized ones have an answer.

As close to even as possible

            feels about right.

Too many left -over coffee filters

            are a sure 

             sign of poor planning.

And how about sox, shorts

            and tee shirts?

Clean enough for an auto accident

            but worn to embarrassing shabbiness.

Stall long enough

            and the paradox question

            becomes moot.

But I will be hard put

             for the second pair of pants

            if I also live to be 96.

 

Doug Minnis

August 23, 2010

 

 

 

 

 

Notes
This laugher came to me while I was considering the idea of getting the pool re-plastered, a new washer and dryer and perhaps a new car. I sure wish Pappy were around to discuss the dilemma.