In Search of a Profanity Mentor

Written
1998

 Easy to find the Gunny.

No DI ever got to Heaven.

Hell is not that bad for

         Marines from Tarawa and Nam.

I needed him bad

       on that first day.

I was new and

    complaints poured in.

The writer's not to blame.

Just doing his job

      of reporting.

He wrote what he heard

       from flight crews at ease.

Couldn't believe their limitations.

They are profanity challenged,

      underprivileged and deprived.

Growing up in profanity limited homes.

Denied access to rich language.

Disadvantaged by lack of opportunity.

Segregated in profanity limited ghettos.

We need Gunny

       to mentor these lads.

Special Education classes

      and remediation.

Role models from the Old Corps.

He may want a teacher's aide.

How about Corporal Willie Bob Straub.

His grandfather skinned mules.

His contributions were great.

Marine Corps profanity

      will forever be enriched.

Now there is some good news

     for Gunny.

The instincts are there.

They may not know

       how to say it.

But they can act

      profoundly profane.

Remember the Tailhook crew

    and their behavior?

Yes the instincts are there.

One good DI could.

        give them language

       to match their deeds

         to describe their behavior 

Notes
I was really disgusted at the gentlemen officers who behaved so badly toward women during a party. There behavior was much more gross than any enlisted marine and their language was school room clean.