Not Emily Post on Funerals

Written
2009

 I beg tolerance to do

         funerals in my own way.

When I sit in the back of the church

         watching how others do funerals

         I realize that

        I do them very differently.

Some in the front

         clearly seem to like

         the solemn religious tone

         of the ceremony.

Others listen

        to the homilies with interest

         and laugh at the punch lines.

For some it is the hymns

         sung from song books

         or by the choir.

Sitting with friends

         provides a group farewell

         and a sense of community.

The community sense from

          the sharing of food at the reception        

         appeals to others.

A last view of the deceased

         among the mound of flowers

         is a need of some.

 I leave my hearing aids home.

I don't have to hear

         the humor lines in the homilies.

Often just one more time

         to remind all of the occasional  foolishness

         of the departed. 

The sorrow of the passing is

         not softened by a good laugh.

So without hearing aids

         and no need

          to participate

         I sit in the back row.

I then take an hour

          of uninterrupted time

         to think about the hero

         of this dark drama.

There are conversations

       we never had.

Now is the time for them.

It will be a

        very one-way conversation

         for I have no faith that

         you can either hear

         or know

         the conversation in my head.

So many things

        I should have asked.

So many things

        I should have shared.

So many

       deserved complements not given.

 And yes there were times when

         I should have used candor

         to clear the air between us.

My time here today could have

         been any place where

         I could have clear thoughts.

I ask that

        they do just that

         when I die.

Please avoid this solemn place,

       go some quiet place and chat

         at me.

My only regret that it will be

        a conversation in which I can not join.

 

Doug Minnis

July 6,2009

 

 

 

 

 

Notes
I hate funerals. The rituals always hit me wrong. I the music at the African American funeral I attended before the one in the poem had a least some great music, loud enough for me to hear and remind me of the jazz I love. Please not for me!