Norman Rockwell, Where Were You?

Written
1996

 There is little in my home -town

         that would have been a good example

         of  Rockwell's Middle America.

A coal-mining town, a cattle ranching town

         a farming town,

        lacking in the simple grace

         and the touch

         of universality that Rockwell sought

         for the praise of all of us.

But there was one Saturday Evening Post cover

         that he missed

         because he didn't get a haircut in

         Greg Browning's Columbian Barber Shop.

There was a spot of Americana

         has etched my memory sharp and clear.

Haircuts were a quarter.

My father's hair was black and straight as wire.

The clippings from his hair on the floor

         covered the linoleum completely.

If my youthful blond hair were added

         it became a salt and pepper pattern.

Six-days -a week jobs meant that Saturday night

         the shop had to stay open until 10Pm

         if men were going to get a haircut.

There was always a crowd of miners on that night.

They waited patiently for one of the four chairs

         to be free.

Greg was a gentleman and the shop was never

         the rowdy male bonding barber shops common

         in those near frontier times.

I never heard a slightly profane word,

         which meant careful self -control for

         many of the customers.

They talked of the weather, which was

         always too dry, too cold, too windy or

         too boring.

And they talked of Whizzer White

         and the University of Colorado football team.

Joe Louis lost his color in that shop

        and was the hero of the moment.

Often Babe Ruth had a good day at bat

         and the Yankees were on their way

        to another pennant.

The mines were working again

       and the depression seemed to be less severe

       or everyone was getting used to it.

Roosevelt seemed to be doing a good job.

And comments about the WPA were not too caustic

         because everyone there had friends who worked there.

Brandy Doveton with his merchant

         and well to do cowhand looks

       always seemed to have some ranching news.

Brandy's well-polished boots

         was great advertisement

         for his merchandise.

As I sat there waiting

         I was sure that a gabardine cowboy suit

         and a pair of Tony Llamas boots was

         a sign of the good life.

When Harry Zook came in so tall and gentle

         it was a rare sight to see

         Greg standing on a box to be able

         to cut Harry's hair.

What a scene for Rockwell if he

         had dropped by for a haircut.

Had he painted the scene today

         I would be remembered       

         as the tow headed kid      

         caught looking in awe at the men

         in Greg's barber shop.   

 

 

 

 

Notes
I have very clear memories of the barber shop. It must have been in 1935 or 36. The depression was on, but things were not so bad that my father had started to cut our hair with his hand driven clippers and bowl.My younger brother never went to Greg's that he can remember