JUST WEATHER
Yes, it was very hot last summer
but it is just weather,
not climate change.
Yes, I have heard that the polar ice is melting
but it is just weather,
not climate change.
Yes, reports of polar bears dying
just some disease,
but not climate change.
Yes, some islands in the Pacific
are sinking underwater,
but not due to climate change.
Yes, oceans are getting warmer every year
and we do have El Ninos
but not because of climate change.
Yes, scientists say the planet
is heating up,
but it is not climate change.
The very idea that all this
is from stuff in the air is nonsense,
but it is not climate change.
Greenhouse gases blocking the sun
and coming from my clean coal.
so clearly it is not I.
Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere
and coming from my smog free diesel trucks
clearly it is not I.
I have some news for you
as you spread these rumors,
we must not stop drilling an digging.
Pinhead liberals are clearly
making up this climate change lie
as part of their One World Agenda.
I will draw you a chart
so you can see the plot
as clearly as I can.
First start here with
our national debt caused
by illegal immigrants and gays.
Next look at these
bankrupt state and local governments
caused by public employees pensions.
My old Hummer goes down the freeway
and all around me I see are
jealous folks staring at me.
I drive the vehicle of the free American
speaking loudly against
One World Agenda.
So, beware of the agenda
because it is weather and
clearly not climate change.
Doug Minnis
March 15,2011