The Chief Reincarnator
It was clearly not deserved,
must have been a mistake,
for I am so very good at my task.
I start each day resolved
to do even better
than yesterday.
I receive incoming spirits
record, reflect, refurbish, renovate,
refine and recycle.
I more than meet
the recommended revamps
and retrofit expectations.
So why the official written reprimand
given with lack of respect
for my whole human restoration ritual.
So why is a bit of humor
frowned upon
in this somber place.
I though funny to send Adolph
back as a Jewish
orphan living in Palestine.
And what more fitting and humorous
for John D. Rockerfellow to live
his next life as a Ludlow coal miner?
Had I stopped there
I might have escaped reprimand
for revenge is not unknown here.
But I stepped over the line when
the Republican Log Cabin chair
was to return as nominee for the presidency.
Clearly that was not humor,
Instead it was pure politics,
and that is always forbidden.
But the last straw
was sending Sister Theresa
back as Pope.
Doug Minnis
May 6,2012