Bird Whisperer.

Written
2009

 Of course, I understand

         why you are skeptical.

But I do understand bird talk.

At least crow, hawk, hummingbird,

         and especially Blue Jay.

Did you not hear

         that young Jay

         just ask me for a pistachio?

And when I got it,

         did you not hear

        him say thanks?

Hear them talking now?

Would you like me to interpret?

That old male from last year

         is courting that young  female.

He has said that he would like

         to interest her in a nest.

Now he is saying:

“There are so many

         from which to choose.

May I take you on a virtual cruise?

How about this old colonial       

         with the Confederate flag

         on the columns?

Flowers all around

         with a view

         of the other magnolia trees.

Or maybe a tropical theme,

       thatch roof

       a jungle feel.

Maybe a more continental setting,

       with an A frame

         for the Alps.

Or would you prefer

         a Cheyenne-hunting lodge

         smoke - filled and painted hides?

Perhaps a little beach nest

         where we could walk

         the ocean side

         and see the sun come up.

Or maybe an Eichler

         with all the openness  

         and windows.

Take your choice.

Now I need to see about some

     more pistachios.”               

 Now I ask you,

       did that jay not ask about seconds

       on the pistachios?

Now that you see that birds court,

      should we not do the same?

And about houses --

         there are so many to choose from.

 

August 25,2009

 






 

 

         

Notes
When I stand in the pool up to my neck in warm water I swear I can understand the jays chatter. And they do talk, So I wrote this silly poem to entertain myself. It has not had time to age.So it may go out with the grape skins. The tub is a real sight in my granddaughter;s home. I just wish my father could have lived to see it. He would have the mixed emotions of confusion about the use and pride that his great granddaughter had what ever it is.