Attention to Attendance

Written
1995

 She had heard it all.

No story was new and she was never convinced

      that the reason for an absence

      was the death of a grandmother.

And you could be sure 

      that she would have your grandmother

      on the phone within minutes.

She took a mental picture

      of a student as a freshman

      and she never let anyone out of her

     student's Rouge Gallery.

Besides your grandmother she knew both parents,

      brothers,sisters,aunts,uncles

      and all your friends.

Army Intelligence should have drafted her in '41.

She was the best intelligence officer

      we have ever known

      and with her enlisted the allies

      could have shortened the war

       by a least a year.

And you can bet that Ike would not

       have gotten away with his philandering

      if Miss Baldwin was around.

Had there been such

       a bold military move as to

      draft her we would have been able to get

      through school

      with considerably less scrutiny. 

We could have gone to Walsenburg

      to see Will's girl

     and convince the school's Rosie the Reverter,

     the substitute attendance clerk,

     that there had been an

     epidemic of flu among the football team.

I don't remember a smile or a tear

      changing her face .

A cut finger

      or a real emergency

     and

she was an unsmiling rock.

Kindly Attendance Officer is an oxymoron

       anyhow so we should not have expected

      that she would wear such a title.

Rather, words like efficient,

     hardworking, dedicated,

     suspicious and clever

      seem better descriptors.

She did her job and we can add

      respected to the list of captions.

Margaret Baldwin kept us off the walls

       and in our classes

      long enough for the

     rough edges to wear off and THS

      to make us ready to be guardians

      of responsibility.

Wherever she is tonight, I am sure she is

      watching to make sure we are

     in our seats with clean,

     folded hands.

 

Notes
Miss Baldwin was the most business like adult in my youth. She was the attendance clerk at the high school and for generations she did this job to perfection. She knew what was going on with students and I never even heard of anyone who outsmarted her. When we did ditch school we just went to her office to get the punishment that the principal had decided we needed.