Autobiography of an Unread Book

Written
2009

 Yes, I do have a story to tell,

      so you win your bet.

Don’t let my weathered leather binding

       and gold trim fool you.

Mine is a sad story.

It starts in 1889 as I rolled off the press

      ready to be bound and

      packed  for shipment.

I was crated in wood and shipped

       across the country

       to Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Old Johnny Mc Neal struck it rich

      in the Pikes Peak Gold Rush

      of 1891.

He wanted to live with the other

      rich gold miners so

      he built a mansion in the Springs.

His builder fashioned a beautiful oak library

      and went East to buy beautiful books to fill it

      with class and rich color.

That is how I came to my first home.

I stood tall in that oak cage for years

      untouched since Johnny could not read.

A singing maid dusted me on occasion

         but my pages remained uncut.

I stayed there as Johnny aged

      and finally died.

Again I was boxed and shipped

      a short journey to Camp Carson.

This time my cold home was

        of green pine shelves with other gifts.

Gifts from the soldiers in the gold rush

      to soldiers headed for war.

Again I went unread.

Preparation for war is very time-consuming.

Esquire got read.

The war ended my role as

       home-front comfort furniture.

Declared “surplus” along with

       pots, pans and bed sheets

       and, with ignoble ceremony,

       I was sent to Colorado Springs Goodwill.

I was weighed and priced by the pound

      and while still virgin, I was piled on a table.

My heart beat faster when a young man

       approached and hefted me, paid his dime

      and put me in a big bag.

I was unpacked and put on a shelf

        held up by cinder bricks.

My new owner poured

        over books all day

       and long into the night.

But student bibliomania

        and pseudo intellectualism did not

      mean I was finally read.

Some days I wondered if students

      hoped my message would be sent them

      via osmosis.

Then I moved and moved,

      finally another oak bookcase

      was afforded.

Years passed and

       I collected embarrassing dust.

And in all those years the closest

       I came to being read was a crawler

       who pulled me out of the bookcase.

Then came downsizing.

Move to a smaller place.

And don’t leave all these books

        for the kids to have to sort through.

Surplus again and the garage sale.

Now there is where you found me.

Now as you rub the lanolin on my weathered cover,

      I hope it is a sign of courtship

      and will result in my finally being read.

Within me is a message from Lord Byron

      about darkling pools and the love

      that flickers into that darkness.

The message will change your life.

It was there for anyone who opened me

      for over 100 years.

 

Doug Minnis 11/9/2009

 

 

 

 

Notes
This actually happened to my brother Jack and I in about 1947-48. We did buy books by the pound. Slim leather bound poetry books were .05 and The Supreme Virility of Manhood by Bernard McFadden was .15 And I did move my library(mostly unread) across the country and from house to house. Some of the books went to a library fund raiser. I did get some great often read books also.