The Great Rubber Gun Wars

Written
1995

 Ammunition from knotted

     rubber inner tube strips.

An L shaped gun from a piece of 1 by 10 pine board

      made to fit the hand of the shooter.

Clothespin fastened to the back of the gun

      are the trigger mechanism.

Stretch the rubber band into the tight

     clothespin and a stinging missile

     is ready to fire.

No armorer has been more a student of their

      terrifying task than the rubber gun makers.

Multiple clothespins mock Western Revolvers.

Guns with notches and a string for a release make an

      a dozen shots repeating assault rifle.

Stretchy red rubber with a black puncture patch

      were selected as the finest

      ammunition available.

Spare bands were stuffed in pockets to last

      until the King's X allowed for the bickering

      of multiple claims on a found band.

Sides  and a battle site were chosen and with

      the blare of the trumpets and roll of the drums

      the war began.

I never chose my little brother and neither did Will

      or Bob so it was brother against brother

      as the warriors clashed on fall Saturday afternoons.

The best strategy for taking the Doak barn

       or defending the Heap barn were debated

       and tried.

But often the real winners were little brothers

       who got knot hole shots on gallant defenders.

The strategies for "defend The castle" had to be discarded

      when the battle moved to the open country.

In the arroyos coming off Little Goat Hill were

      hundreds of deep channels loaded with places to hide.

Ambush and surprise were the battle plans for the sides.

Again little brothers seemed to be behind each bank

       and they let a spine chilling scream as they gunned

       down the enemy.

Honor is hard when your little brother

      claims to have hit you.

And you just hope the sting in your face

        is not red as you deny that

       his marksmanship is as good as it is.  

Those October afternoons lasted forever and

      then they were gone and some real war

      was fought.

But when I see an old inner tube.

Or when I see a barn that could be defended,

       I am ready for another rubber gun war.


Notes
Published in "Trinidad, Colorado My Home Town" May 1996