The Bright New Model
(When I first heard of Linda Sain’s possible reassignment (for she will never retire as you know I figured I needed to get some help for the few words I want to add. I asked for help from my friend Jay J. at the Cadillac Advertisement Agency for help. Here is what he sent to me.)
As you know, if you are school people,
Linda Sain has long been top of our line:
best selling and most reliable.
Like all top models she has
predictable excellence as a key
This stylish model is always
dignified and graceful,
yet maximally comfortable.
Rough bumps in the road
such as bad breathe and short skirts
are handled by most effective shock absorbers.
A smooth ride is a major trademark
and brakes are applied gradually
for a gentle slowing and stop.
Acceleration is so quick and certain
that one is tempted to believe`
there is sports car engine under the hood.
A high resale value is obvious
and recall will not mean a broken part;
rather a satisfied new owner.
For over time no detail
has been spared in the care
of this lovely luxury model.
She will adjust well
to the needs
of the new owner.
Few are created in this top of the line
that features suggestions for
all others to follow in their new models.
This is our most sophisticated
and stylish model
and many might be surprised that she is
also our most reliable.
For those bidding to be the new owner
a tip would be to add a major challenge
for she works best when the terrain is
in line with her talents.
So see your bumpy road
in the profession
knowing there are possible solutions
if you remember the
model you saw. Doug Minnis