The 100th Is Reward Award
99 successful reincarnations
and you are ready for a reward
among those listed here in this menu.
You were so well lived
in the first 99
that now you get to choose.
Oh boy, I get to be
whatever I would like to be
for the next lifetime.
I can be the first multi trillionaire
and have 200 homes and private jets
to fly be all over the world.
I could enjoy the lovely company
of world class gold diggers
and live on champagne and lobster.
My yacht could put into parties in Cancun
and take the coolest folks to France
to have the party of the century.
I could buy Zimbabwe and Haiti
and establish special schools with their own
attached hospitals and cafeterias.
But wait a minute, there are many more items
on the awards menu so I must take my time
and see who else I could be next time.
Now here is one of interest
a triple sport professional
swimming, football and basketball.
Eight Olympics golds won, MVP in playoffs
millions in endorsements
and retired numbers hanging from rafters.
Guess not because there is
no World Series ring and as trilionaire
I would be afraid I might get the Midas touch.
Glancing down the menu I see cancer cure
inventor of a pill that has 100% cure and
the patent will make it possible to give it away free.
Only a guess but the major pharmaceutical companies
would violate my patent and sell for a fortune
what I would give away free.
With their advertisement folks and patent attorneys
They would make billions and I would spend
all my days in court.
Dictator of the US sounds neat
that is my role in Fantasy Ruler Time
and from that game I know what needs to be done in minute detail.
But even if I did everything right
I cannot predict the unintended consequences
and collateral damage.
So Midas, great athlete, the new and improved Einstein
and the great US dictator have many drawbacks
so I need to look further down the menu.
Other, now that sounds like a possibility.
I have noted that no other menu item really
rewards me for my successful 99 reincarnations.
So I select other and request
a second chance at 99
to see if I can improve my score.